Here is a video of my standup.  You only get one, so if you want to see more you need to come see me live.  I don't make the rules, I just...oh wait, I guess I just made that rule.  Anyway, if you like it you are probably a really cool person and people love you.  If you don't, you should reevaluate your life, stop being a douche, and get a sense of humor.  Just saying...  

Look at that, I gave you 2 videos to enjoy!  Partly because I like you but mostly just for the exposure.  The least you could do is come and see me live, you kind of owe me...